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PRESS RELEASE #2

 

The Sky Appears! - Residents Ecstatic!

 

Denver, Colorado � For the first time in years, the sky appeared!Locals hailed the event as a sign that things are getting back to normal.�Wow, it�s nice not to just have to look at masonite,� commented one resident who declined to give their name.

 

 

The sky �just seemed to appear� over the weekend of the 16th of October, through two events that have been described as �coats�, transforming the dull brown sky into a muggy blue atmosphere.�There seem to be some who still are hoping for a crisp blue-sky day, but this sure beats what we had,� the residents commented.

 

Amid much speculation, Great Northwestern officials came forth with the explanation regarding this strange phenomenon.Apparently the sky appeared as a part of an agreement between the Railway and a local artist who only wanted to be identified as �Nancy.��We felt the locals would accept the new industrial park more easily if we came up with some compromises; we figured a blue sky would be the way to go,� remarked a senior railway official.

 

Still, the feelings about the new sky are not uniformly felt by all.�This is great, if you are looking east; but what about the view west?�In fact, the new sky is visible only to the east, and even then, it does not extend all the way, and there is nothing to the north, south or west.�It�s bad enough with the muggy, hot feel of this place, why couldn�t they have finished the job and given us a complete horizon?� said a spokesperson from �Clean Air Initiative�, a grass roots environmental group.�Not even a cloud in the sky.�

 

 

But overall, acceptance has been positive.Most residents seem to be enjoying the sky, even though it is near the future railroad yards.Sam�s has already opened a shop, and many have been enjoying the new environment.�This is great!Now we can do out end enjoy an ice cream under a warm summer sky,� commented a couple sitting on a bench with their dog.�Now, if the railroad could do something about that pink ground��Railway officials only commented that �something� is in the works.

 

 

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