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Quotes from my trips:

Quotes from my trips:

 

The following are various quotes either said to me or by me on my trips.

 

Ottawa trip 2004:

 

�Are you sure you don�t have a wordsearch book?� Young Ruby who was seated near me on train 39.

 

Kingston Transit #7975 Charter:

 

�I�ll sell it {Kingston Transit fishbowl #7975} to you for a nickel!�Driver of the chartered Kingston Transit 7975.

 

Farewell to Amtrak�s Three Rivers:

 

�You didn�t have a problem, did you?� Member of the high school dance club on the Three Rivers after the conductor stopped them from practicing their routine in the aisle.

 

Trip on lounge car �Glenfraser�:

 

�Were you the one asking about this train?� Railfan on Glenfraser shortly after I entered the car, on a post I made a week earlier on the Canadian Passenger Rail Yahoo group.

 

Timmins trip 2005:

 

�Grandma, don�t listen to what this man says� Annoying kid to his grandmother after I asked him to stop bothering me or I would tell his grandmother.

 

Trip on the Breeze:

 

�The train leaves at 8:05 am. You have plenty of time.� My aunt when she found out Amtrak train 286 departs Niagara Falls New York at 8:05 am, (I had told her that I needed to be at the station by 7:30 am to be there 30 minutes before departure.)

 

Farewell to VIA�s Enterprise:

 

�You make a better door than rug.� Me to a child throwing a tantrum in the aisle of the sleeper.

 

Washago trip:

 

�It, {the Northlander} has never run on time since it changed to the new schedule.� A Local railfan, while I was calling to find out the status of the Northlander.

 

Arizona trip:

 

�As Donald Trump would say: You�re fired!� My unsuccessful attempt to tell off someone who kept asking me for $10.00.


Halifax trip 2006:

 

�At least homeless people are smarter here than Tucson, Arizona!� Me, after a homeless man didn�t ask me any more when I told him I wouldn�t give him money.

 

Brantford trip:

 

�I work at Burger King, making flame broiled whoppers�� Employees at a Burger King in Brantford actually singing the infamous �Burger King song�.

 

Timmins trip 2006:

 

�Were you the guy taking pictures last year?� Timmins Transit driver after they saw me photographing buses.

 

Montreal trip 2006:

 

�There�s never a Wal-Mart around when you need it!� Me as I looked for a store that sold memory sticks for my digital camera.

 

Niagara Falls trip:

 

�It�ll go when I put my camera away.� My friend Mark while we were awaiting the Maple Leaf to depart Niagara Falls, Ontario.

 

Arizona Make up trip:

 

�Does Wal-Mart say you can go to the U.S.?� Anal customs agent questioning me on the Maple Leaf after I told her I work for Wal-Mart for a living.

 

Western Canada trip:

 

�If you miss it, {the Canadian}, I may be able to put you on a hotshot freight east.� My friend Fred, telling Mark and me �Plan B� if we didn�t get to the station in time.

 

Moncton trip:

 

�Next stop, Oshawa-uhh Kingston!� New conductor on train 57 the second time he falsely announced the next stop was Oshawa!

 

New York trip:

 

�Are the lens polarized?� Person in street mistaking my family for vendors at a sunglasses stand near Times Square.

 

Washington DC/Cleveland trip:

 

�I�m sitting next to a fat guy!� Me telling a conductor where to look when he was to give me my seat check.

 

Sudbury trip:

 

�If you get lost in Cartier, you�ve got problems!� Fellow passenger on VIA�s Sudbury-White River train when I asked about how far away from the train station is the bus stop.

 

Cleveland Make-up trip:

 

�We were at the Comfort Inn; It�s a Yellow Cab thing.� Taxi driver explaining why they were 10 minutes late. (I was staying at the Days Inn and told them I was there.)

 

Adirondack trip 2007:

 

�At some points, the train can do 90 MPH; faster than what we�re doing now!� Dan while the Adirondack was sitting for 45 minutes waiting for a northbound CP freight to pass us.

 

Parry Sound trip:

 

�I hope we derail!� A girl who was part of family heading to Vancouver for a family reunion while on the Canadian.

 

Carnival de Quebec by Train:

 

�Either the freezing rain has started, or this castle is melting!� Me in an ice castle as it started to rain.

 

Boston trip 2008:

 

�No wonder there�s no Green Line service past Heath Street: No tracks!� Me when I got to Heath Street on the Green Line after wondering why there was no service between Heath Street and Arborway.

 

Orillia trip:

 

�Are you ready for the drum solo?� Weird Al Yankovic during the concert. The �drum solo� turned out to be two notes!

 

Chicago trip 2008:

 

�That could be the other one! {Locomotive painted and lettered for the CNW}� Karl moments after we saw CNW Dash 9 #8701.

 

Adirondack trip 2008:

 

�Either we�re approaching Buffalo Depew or that plane is flying low!� Me on the Maple Leaf when I spotted a 737 coming into Buffalo airport.

 

Surprise Niagara Falls trip:

 

�Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!� Me when I heard someone shouting while waiting for Canadian Customs to finish clearing the Maple Leaf.

 

Dallas trip:

 

�This train is getting shorter all the time!�Amtrak employee in Longview Texas commenting on the five car Texas Eagle.

 

Chaleur trip 2009:

 

�I�m going for a ride!� Me to Canadian Public Transit Discussion Board user SMS when RTL Classic #9-007 pulled up.

 

STO 7901 Charter:

 

�It will be called an altercation with the wash-rack.� Fellow charter attendee after our charter bus broke the mirror of STO Nova Classic #9402.

 

Halifax trip 2009:

 

�Why are you taking pictures of yourself?� Woman at Metro Transit�s Bridge Terminal as I was photographing a bus.

 

Montreal 2009/Westjet trip:

 

�Those not going to Toronto, raise your hand.� Westjet flight attendant after he jokingly said the plane was flying to Honolulu.

Chaleur trip 2010:

 

�Don�t forget to get back on!� VIA crewmember as I was filming the Chaleur coupling up to the Ocean.

 

Dayton BBC charter-North Carolina trip:

 

�First time I�ve manually wyed a trolleybus!� Fellow charter attendee after we finished dealing with the problem of dead wires.

 

Washington-Lancaster trip:

 

�This isn�t as easy as Sibley Park!� Me as I tried to photograph the interior of Metroliner 860 at the Railroad Museum of PA.

 

TTS 2010 Transportation Weekend:

 

�Someone needs to mow the Classic!� Me when I saw former STM Classic #13-068 with grass all over its front end.

 

Cardinal dome trip:

 

�What happens in the dome stays in the dome.� Another railfan�s remark to an Amtrak conductor in the dome car.

 

Niagara Falls trip 2011:

 

�Still fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.���� John Schneider and Tom Wopat�s slight change to the song �Good Ol� Boys�; the theme song to the show �Dukes of Hazzard�.

 

Last Budd Ocean of 2010-2011:

 

�Last silver train.����� VIA employee when the Ocean arrived into Moncton station.

 

Montreal trip 2011:

 

�I haven�t seen anything older than 1994!� ���������� Me during my search for an 11-000 or 12-000 series Classic.

 

Boston trip 2011:

 

�We�ve lost the {New Jersey Transit} PCC!����������� Seashore volunteer Dan while we were looking for former New Jersey Transit PCC #5. (I eventually spotted it!)

 

Sudbury-North Bay trip:

 

�If I see the Orion {T754} in service tomorrow, I�ll buy a lottery ticket!������������� Me to the driver of our charter in North Bay at the end of the charter. T754 was the most hated bus in the fleet. I did see it in service the next day and bought a lottery ticket just as I said!

 

Amtrak 40th Anniversary trip:

 

�We had four drivers call in sick this morning, so we�re scrambling.������ Burlington taxi driver explaining what was going on before dropping my at my hostel to wait for a second cab to the Amtrak station.

 

Niagara Falls Classic Charter:

 

�This is my bus!������� Me pointing to the Maple Leaf after Doug Shields told me that I should line up for the GO bus outside.�

 

London Classic Charter:

 

�This is my house and I am not famous!���� Local resident reacting to our charter at one of our photo stops.

 

Farewell to VIA trains 68 and 69:

 

�What happened to all the passengers? Did you scare them off?������������� VIA conductor to me after seeing how empty the coach was.

 

Michigan trip:

 

�I have nothing better to do!����������� Me deciding to ride Amtrak train 355 to Ann Arbor instead of sticking around Dearborn.

 

Halifax Articulated Classic Charter:

 

�This is CSI Mumford.�������� Someone pointing out a damaged newspaper box that was apparently hit by a bus.

 

Woodstock Charter:

 

�Sounds like 16!������������������ Me when I heard a GM fishbowl engine start up.

 

Chicago trip 2012:

 

�I would have liked to gone on the Dayton {BBC} Charter, but I was working.� ���������� Russ Schultz during our private excursion on former Dayton Flyer #925 at the Illinois Railway Museum.

 

Sarnia-London trip:

 

�If this were Toronto, someone would be photographing this!���� Me when I saw the driver of a Sarnia Transit SLF park her bus and get out and talk with a motorist who stopped in the next lane.

 

 

Niagara Double Decker charter:

 

�SWING!������ Fellow charter attendee as we passed by a golf course.

 

Cornwall Classic charter:

 

�You must really like buses!����������� Driver of Cornwall Transit Classic #9137 while I was taking a few photos at the transit center in downtown Cornwall.

 

Farewell to the Northlander;

 

�And I thought it was bad that raccoons got into the garbage!��� Me seeing a sign in Moosonee telling residents about precautions to prevent bears from getting into their garbage.

 

Boston trip 2012:

 

�My son�s really into trains.������������ Father of a local railfan who I met while riding the Mattapan line in Boston.

 

Washington DC trip 2013:

 

�I have the same first and middle name as you!���� Jetblue employee who I was speaking with in regards to my lost suitcase.

 

Farewell to CTA�s 2200s Charter:

 

�We don�t speak of the curve.��������� My friend Greg as the charter train went around the curve that was the scene of the 1977 fatal El crash.

 

Bus History Association Convention 2013:

 

�This bus wasn't built when we first came here. Now it's preserved!" Fellow charter attendee on ex STCUM 1985 GM Classic #55-001.

 

London- St. Thomas trip:

 

�You picked the right day to visit��� Volunteer at the Elgin County Railway Museum as they were preparing to pull Hudson steam locomotive #5700 outside.

 

Calgary Fishbowl farewell charter:

 

�I remember when {the C-Train} ran from Anderson to University��������� Another person on the charter to me as we reminisced about Calgary in years gone by.

 

VIA Rare mileage trip:

 

�I guess you're not flying on Jetblue in the foreseeable future." My uncle in London after I told him about my saga with Jetblue.

 

Windsor trip:

 

�I didn�t know this was here.� �������� Me when I discovered the indoor water park across the street from the Windsor International Transit Terminal.

 

Streamliners at Spencer:

 

If it was on this track, there would be a head on collision.� Conductor of the Maple Leaf to passenger asking what track the Lakeshore Limited would be on.

 

Britain Trip:

 

"I feel like a celebrity."Me after a member announced that I had ridden BBC #189 in service in Edmonton over a loudspeaker.

 

Six Flags Make Up Trip:

 

�YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!��� Me cheering after finally riding Kingda Ka; the world�s highest and North America�s fastest roller coaster.

 

Niagara Falls Christmas Lights Charter:

 

�We've provided paper towels if the windows fog up, but if you don't breath, you won't have to use them."���� Tim from Discovery Tours on the charter.

 

Ottawa trip 2015:

 

�I have meat but no buns!�Hot dog vendor as I had stopped only for a drink.

 

Norfolk and Western #611 Excursion:

 

�Oh, there�s a steam train here!����� Person at my motel when I told them about #611.

 

Europe trip 2015:

 

�Close your eyes and pretend it�s a fishbowl!�������� Des as I was going to board Bombardier built bus KE35 which has the same engine as a TTC fishbowl.

 

Kingston Day Trip:

 

�Lucky!��������� Me in line for VIA train #52 as people who were part of the Rapido special walked past me.

 

Alabama Trip:

 

�Better get on bus fan!" ������ Helpful police officer allowing me to ride the historic Old Look on display for the 60th anniversary of Rosa Parks' refusal to move.

 

Sarnia Orion 1 charter:

 

�We've never had a charter like this!" Fellow charter participate at the Northgate Mall photo stop when it was snowing pretty heavily in April.

 

N&W #611 excursion 2016:

 

�Too bad I didn't know you yesterday. We could have switched {dome coaches}!" Me to someone who was on the #611 excursion the next day saying he wished he was in my car and I said I kinda wished I was in his.

 

San Francisco Trip:

 

�It usually runs frequently like the Pacific Electric {painted PCC}.� ����� Person at the San Francisco Railway Museum on the lack of PCC #1074 operating the five days I tried to ride it.

 

Comic Con Niagara Falls Trip:

 

��B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was exterminated.������� Dalek (from Doctor Who) on display at Comic Con that interacted with visitors.

 

Ottawa Trip 2017:

 

�I�m going to Zellers!���������� Me as I arrived at one of two existent Zellers stores in 2017.

Virginia Trip:

 

�By any chance were you at the Air and Space Museum?������������ Me talking to Dan after we couldn�t meet in New York. As it happened, he was there right after we left.

 

Transit Windsor Orion 6 charter:

 

�You don�t see this everyday!���������� Fellow charter attendee when we posed our Orion 6 with former Grand River Transit Orion 3 #534 which is privately owned.

 

Farewell to STM�s MR-63s:

 

�Nothing happens without a reason!"�������� Me to Mark after he got a Super NES Classic at a Toys R Us after I brought him to the restaurant with what I consider the best orange juice.

 

End of the Line for STM�s MR-63s:

 

"This is the last time I can touch them." ��� Transit fan as the now retired MR-63 was sitting in the station before returning to the yard.

 

Montreal Photo retake Trip:

 

�Ironic this Torontoian know more about this than these people!"��������� Me after I explained how to use the yellow buttons to open the doors on the commuter train.

 

San Francisco Trip 2018:

 

�I cannot allow you to respond in similar fashion as people on the river�. ��������� Conductor on the California Zephyr explaining that sometimes people might show inappropriate body parts.

 

Adirondack Trip 2018:

 

"I'm the good witch of VIA Rail." VIA employee in a wig and a witch hat prior to reboarding the Maple Leaf in Niagara Falls.

 

Kitchener ION Trip:

 

�Room with a view of ION.������������� Me to Mark looking out the window of our hotel room at the new ION light rail line.

 

ERA Convention 2019:

 

�If you were here last week, 4614 was out everyday."�������� John Landrum after we learned PCC 4614 had more mechanical problems.

 

 

Ottawa Trip 2019:

 

�This could be my last ride on a Classic {in revenue service}.����� Me while riding STO Classic #9136 on the second day of my trip.

 

Dallas Make up Trip:

 

"Now the moment of truth..."���������� Me right after I got to my hotel room checking McKinney Avenue Transit Authority's website to see if PCC #4614 was running. It was and I rode it.

 

Sudbury-Sault Ste. Marie Trip:

 

"This was the ship to last speak with the Edmund Fitzgerald"���� Me pointing out the ship Arthur M Anderson.

 

Quebec Winter Carnival 2022:

 

�Just like the old days!" ������ Me to a VIA employee mentioning there was no seat assignment on the train.

 

Niagara Falls Orion 7 charter:

 

"This train paid for itself today!"��� Someone on the charter after everyone had disembarked from the 12 bilevel coach GO Train I had come in to Niagara Falls on.

 

Sault Ste Marie Make-Up Trip:

 

"I didn't bring my fishing gear!"���� Me to an Agawa Canyon tour train employee as we walked by the river in the canyon after he mentioned seeing fish jump.

 

Montreal-Gander Trip:

 

�Will we be landing soon?�������������� Seatmate on VIA train #62 who seemingly believes trains �land�.

 

Quebec Trip 2023:

 

"My partner was left behind!"��������� Me explaining to the Carnival employees on the �Glisse Urbaine� slide after coming down alone.

 

Syracuse Trip:

 

�Go break the kid�s fingers!������������ Passenger awaiting the reboarding of VIA train #98 as a kid played the piano badly. (Don�t worry, not one tried to!)

 

Chateau Montebello Trip:

 

"I feel like I'm at the cottage, not a luxury resort!"����������� Me to my mom after I came back to the Chateau Montebello.

 

St. Louis-Chicago Trip:

 

�I have a model railway! I know what I�m doing!������������� Me attempting to get others to stop interfering with me attempting to rerail a model of the Polar Express train.

 

Great Wolf Lodge Trip:

 

�If it�s free, I might as well take it!������������ Me when a Great Wolf Lodge employee offered me a free upgrade to my room.

 

Kingston Trip:

 

�There it is and it�s got the new equipment.���������� Me when I first saw VIA train #43 come into view with the new Siemens Venture trainset.

 

Kenosha Make-Up Trip:

 

�I wonder what CLRV I will ride first: 4024, 4034, 4068, or 4170?"������� Me after seeing CLRV #4034 at the Illinois Railway Museum contemplating the future of my CLRV quest.

 

Farewell to Amtrak�s Capitol Limited:

 

�My train will be the last westbound Capitol Limited."���� My realization when I plotted what is in store for the consist of the Capitol Limited as I watched it deadhead to the yard in Chicago.

 

Return to Great Wolf Lodge:

 

�Golf ball in the side pocket. Now that's something I never thought I'd say!"���� Me while playing Ripley's Crazy Golf when I saw one hole that included a pool table as part of the 7th hole.